All posts by Rick Incognito

How to workaround God’s insane Shabbat laws on electric switches

The Kosherswitch. FINALLY a kosher method to workaround bullshit ancient jewish laws on not flicking an electric switch (the modern version of starting a fire, which is forbidden on the sabbath)!

Watch the video. My favorite part is when the guy talks about how a timer fucked up during dinner and they ate in the dark.

Pat Robertson to wifeless man: Go to Christian Mingle and you won’t burn in hell for ‘nasty thoughts’

Finally! Pat Robertson helps Christian ™ guys get laid! Thanks Pat!

Honestly? This is kind of a refreshing change from his usual “GOD SENT A FLOOD TO KILL US ALL BECAUSE GAYS HAVE THE GAYSEX” statements. This one actually contains small bits of actual logic in it.

Indiana Signs Historic Gay Discrimination Law! (alternative title: Delvers prepare for the Lair of the Undead Lich)

Indiana Signs Historic Gay Discrimination Law! (alternative title: Delvers prepare for the Lair of the Undead Lich)

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i can’t decide if i’m more troubled by the dwarven catholics or the giant hat wearing bro. this looks more like a dungeon crawling party for an RPG than a gay – hate law celebration. this is the sadly historic signing of a “go ahead an discriminate against the gays law in Indiana with Governor Pence. Signed in 2015. I know, I know. a law signing like this REALLY should be in black and white, and shot with a Civil War era camera.

Jim! do you have “Heal Wounds” memorized? we need GREATER and LESSER, this time Jim! remember how you fucked us back in Azimgroth’s Lair. We do not need another Azimgroth, Jim. And Mary, go ahead and bless all the fighter’s melee weapons with Meale’s Angry Eye, we are gonna need the pluses versus undead down there. Governor Pence, as soon as you sign state supported GayHate Bill #1, lets get lined up for the advance, tanks in front, healers in the middle, archers and mages in the rear!